You are boring, you're late on your tasks and payments, your tasks are half ass, and you're an attention whore who isn't worth My attention. So this year I'm telling Santa and of course your wife about how bad you have been, the money you have been giving Me, and the tasks you do for Me (with your pics of course). So for Christmas I guess you are getting a lot! Coal, Humiliated, Wallet Drained, and Divorced! Or are you? Maybe there is something we can work out.