Wow you are really so desperate for a nut that you would just fuck anything right now wouldn’t you? You’re so hot and bothered, you have been for so long. Your hand just isn’t cutting it anymore! You need something *more* you want to fuck PUSSY. But? You don’t get pussy, because you’re a gross loser and women don’t want to fuck gross losers...which means...no pussy for you. Hmm... don’t worry its Christmas! And just in time for the season I have a solution to this problem, a Christmas miracle if you will. You see, because I know you’re a pathetic little creature that can get horny for anything, you can fuck this fruitcake that I got for you! It is so sweet and sticky, almost like a real. Live. pussy. So what do you say? Give it a shot and fuck this fruitcake bitch!