I got home a bit early today and my roommate was not home just yet, but guess what I found in the livingroom? Haha his phone was right there..open on the sofa, unlocked and ready for anyone to explore! How funny! I mean, I wouldn't normally go through other people's stuff, but I must admit I got a little curious when I saw some porn that was open on the main tab he forgot to close. I guess that's what he was watching right before he left his phone there lol I was certainly expecting something embarrassing, but I was not expecting to find out that he watched fart fetish clips! What a fucking weirdo, right? And it turns out he even has an account on clip sites where he buys fart clips all the time and on top of that, a Twitter account all dedicated to this stupid fetish. Oh my fucking gawd, the dude is obsessed! And I am obviously going to tease the hell out of him now that I know lol I took his phone to my room and asked him to come over so we have a little chat...hmm...a rather stinky, farty chat haha