Oh dear. It’s Christmastime, the season when all my good pets are rewarded for their good behavior during the year—but not you. You’ve been naughty this year. Disobedient. Disloyal. Undevoted. All things I hate in a slave. So this year you’ll get nothing but proverbial coal in your stocking for Christmas. That’s right, the worst gift you could imagine: no more cumming, no more stroking even. And this time you’d better obey. Because if you don’t, next year’s gift will be even worse.