Hehe, where is that damn light switch anyway! Oh hey babe, did you wait up for me? *hic* I guess I did have a few... Ha! Oh, it was such a good night. One of my friends, you know Karen the really busty one? She was saying, haha, oh my god, she was saying she has a thing for her father in law! She said he was... what was it. A silver fox. Yeah! Can you believe it? And then we ended up in... like, a sex store. Anyway, I played with all the dildos but I didn't buy one. But thinking about dick that much made me super horny. Man, I could really go for some cock right now. So babe, why don't you come over here and let me suck you off? Wow! Your cock is bigger than... your son's. Ha! Did you think I didn't know it was you? I mean, I'm Tipsy, but not that Tipsy. Truth is, I've had a massive crush on you ever since your son brought me home for dinner to meet the folks. Now, since you are already nice and hard why don't we finish what we started? I won't tell if you won't...