I'm your school counselor and I've asked you to come to my office to chat today because I'm worried about you... Well, you see, you are the exact definition of a nerd, from the way you dress to the way to act and talk! I'm worried that you're going to get bullied, I know how popular guys treat nerds like you. But wait... You don't want to take my advice and change?? Well then, I guess I'll just have to tell you about how I'm going to teach you a lesson. Maybe those guys over in detention would like to give you a wedgie and string you up on the flag pole. Think that will teach you a lesson?? AUDIO ONLY