HOE HOE HOE, HOES! Santa (me!) and her favorite little helper (Shiri Allwood!) get up to raunchy big ballsack shenanigans this holiday season after I arrive unceremoniously on Christmas Eve to grant her most deeply held wish: To have huge nuts of her own, and to rub them all over Santa's heavy, heavy sack. Maybe if she's good, Santa will let her have some milk? Its not like I was gonna eat the cookies anyway. :P