Dear Santa, I know I am not on the nice girls list. I am not asking much this year. I want you to send Mrs Claus to my place instead of you! I noticed that in all the public appearances, Mrs Claus has small boobs and let's face it, Santa! I know you like boobs. I discovered a secret ingredient and I will put it in my homemade cookies and Mrs Santa will be busty after she leaves my house. So what do you think? Wouldn't it be a nice gift to you since you were always so nice to me? With love, Roxanne Miller.