It's Christmas, and I, your long suffering girlfriend, have got you a gift. You think it's a pair of Louboutin sneakers because I present it in a Louboutin box, but no, that's the trick. It's actually a huge strap on, because this year for Christmas, you're getting FUCKED. Wake up call dumbass, you've been a shít boyfriend and I'm gonna fuck you into shape! I put the strap on on and start pegging you and explaining what your new life is going to be like from now on, as my boyfriend-slave-bitch! You'll do everything I say whenever I say it, won't you bitch? Say it whilst I fuck your ass!!! Merry Christmas!!