Hi darling, how are you? Happy Holidays! Are you alone this evening? Make sure you are, because what I want to tell you it's gonna be a secret between you and me, your wife or girlfriend doesn't need to hear it, ok? Should I whisper? It's super secret and you'll like it! See? I'm not a regular girl, I've just taken human form. Yes, I said human form. It's Christmas, so all kinds of magical creatures come up in this world and take human form to do their businesses and to remain undiscovered. Then they all return to their respective homelands, far, far away, in fairy-tails. But not me, nope. I've been banished by Santa Clause for being to naughty! Like he's a moral standard or something, entering people's houses in the middle of the night like that... Look, I just had some fun with the reindeers. Well, I've been a little naughty elf, and sucked off Rudolf a couple of times, but come on, that's not a reason to banish me, what, did I besmirch Santa's reputation? I'm sexy, but now I'm homeless for Christmas unless a good man like you opens his door for me... and I gonna show him what I did to those reindeers!