Every time I take a walk in the woods, my boots get absolutely filthy! Good thing I have you, my faithful boot bitch, standing by with his tongue out, ready and willing to clean them. That's the only thing you're good for anyways. Boot bitches like you will sit in front of their computer screen and lick air, imagining how delicious the bottom of my boots taste. That's really pathetic, but nonetheless amusing. I love laughing at how stupid you are! Maybe someday you'll actually get the opportunity to run your tongue up and down my filthy boots. Until then, you're just going to have to jerk... and imagine.