It is Sunday, and for some of you, that is a day of worship. This Sunday will be a little different though, because of worshiping your God, you will be embracing Me and My divinity. I, with the help of my faithful disciple, have rewritten some of the Bible to fit my needs better. You will be now studying a new set of scriptures and become more indoctrinated in My teachings while shedding those awful Christian thoughts. Let My urethral Goddess voice soothe you and bring you comfort and savior while I speak aloud the word of your new god. It is time to say fuck your god and study My holy scriptures, follow the left-hand path to unrighteousness and embrace the darkness!