It has come to my attention that you have all sorts of pervy little habits. You can't resist stroking all the girls in your life. After meeting a hot girl, you can't help but to go home and talk to Ms. Handy. You are just a small dick loser pervert who only has his hand to keep you company! Your hairdresser, your bank teller, that girl at the grocery store, you go home and furiously wank to them like the pathetic loser you are because they would never fuck you! So take out that dicklette and start fucking your hand because no woman who meets you will give you the time of day! You will forever only have your hand!