On every Christmas Eve I ask myself if Santa smokes or not. I'll tell you, he probably does, because of stress. Imagine, he's like a delivery man, but a super delivery man, who has to do ALL the deliveries in only ONE night! That's one hell of a job, man, he surely smokes his lungs out in that sleigh! And I think, as Coca-Cola is Santa's favorite d.rin.k (as the brand told us), Marlboro must be his favorite cigarettes, they have his specific colors, and the cork filter, an old-school type of filter which Santa surely prefers. So, I'm smoking my cigarette, thinking how Santa's smoking an identical one, and keeps the pack in the shirt's front pocket. I make sure the little clouds of smoke are visible near me, because they look so beautiful! Marlboro is a strong cigarette, so I smoke it slowly, enjoying it, tasting it to the butt, to the cork filter, the last portion usually is a bit stronger, but still delicious!