talking to the camera and pretending that your addressing a skinny friend. You explain that she's a cute chick but the reason she can't attract a real man is because she's so damn thin. You explain real men love women with curves, meat on their bones, and something to hold onto. So this Christmas your going to give her a very special present your going to help her fatten up. For the next year your going to teach her how to cook and encourage her to eat. You talk about how much cuter she'll be as a BBW with voluptuous curves and how excited you are to see her petite little figure fill out and get thicker and thicker. You promise before she knows it she'll be a sexy plus size babe and by next Christmas she may even be as big and beautiful as you. Finally you end things by talking about how you can just picture the new her and much more popular she'll be with men once she fills out.