What does it mean to be my good little pet? A pet doesn't get to have human privileges, but they do get spoiled and pampered however their mistress sees fit. First, a pet like you would be collared, tightly and leashed. Pets crave ownership. We can go on walks together and I can show you off to the other neighbors. You would eat all of your meals on the floor out of a dish and you would be thankful for the small dish of slop every day. If you were bad I would have no issue caging you and ignoring you while you learned your lesson. Your ultimate goal is to earn your place at the foot of my bed, that's the best a good pet can hope for, don't you think?