After begging and begging for us to move in together I finally agree. You're SO in love with me, I can’t help but move in together. We are sitting in the couch and I rip a big, nasty fart. You're disgusted, but I say "What? We moved in together, that’s what happens you start getting comfortable." Now I won’t stop farting just cause I know it’s gross to you! I want you to sniff them all, and I know you’ll never leave me so I do it all the time. Eventually I put the your nose up to my booty hole and fart directly on it and stick it in my butt a little, telling you that I'm your princess and I shouldn’t have to smell these! Since you’re my good little bitch, you won’t mind just keeping your nose up there for all my farts! Living together is going to be FUN!