Finally, I have a little time to kick back and play some video games! I have my dirty feet propped up on the coffee table and loudly chew my Sour Patch candies...but little do I know I have a tiny spy lurking just behind the candy bag! I am very vocal while I play, getting aggressive and telling the characters how I'm going to destroy them. I don't want to pause for more candy so I pick up a piece with my dirty toes! I lean down to get another Sour Patch piece but they're all gone...what happened? Then I see YOU there! Have you been eating my candy?! You're going to pay for that, Tiny Man! I stuff you in my shorts with my giant, sweaty pussy for safe keeping while I keep playing my game. I taunt you and tell you to stop wiggling around so much because you're distracting me! You distract me so much that you make me lose my game! NO ONE interferes with my video games! You made me lose my game...so it's time for you to lose your life. I open wide and swallow you up! I lean back, patting my belly in a satisfied way, teasing you even as you're inside my stomach. When I go to throw my candy bag away, I discover that you didn't steal my candy after all...oops! Sorry little guy!