You have a dirty little secret, and we both know what it is. It's filthy. It's degrading. And if everyone in your life knew, your life would be over. Forever. Nobody would ever look at you the same ever again. They'd know what you truly are: a dirt eater and a dirt-loving toilet slave. There'd be no escaping your truth if I revealed it to the world. Will I? Who knows. But I have the tools to do it if I want to. Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. That's for Me to decide, and for you to agonize over while complying to all of My requests, in the meantime