I swear you were right here a second ago! Where are you? Oh my god, if this is like the last time I lost you in the carpet... it took me hours to find you! Hang on, if I'm very very quiet could you yell out so I can hear you? Louder? I feel like I can hear you squeaking. I get so nervous every time I lose you that I'm going to accidentally step on you or something! Come on honey, I'm about to go for a run and I know how much you like coming with me. I can tuck you into my sweaty bra so you don't get lost again and you can enjoy being pressed up against my flesh...