You're my new human toilet! Did you know I have a healthy diet so I have to use the bathroom 3x a day. Yeah thats right I pass bowels 3 times a day! I need you to be a good boy and catch it all in your mouth for me. That's where it belongs. To wash down the good ole brown stuff you can guzzle my peee as well! Both those combo's together will have you feeling amazing. Not only do I want you to eat my brown stuff but I will give you explicit directions on how to use my bowel movements as lubrication on your penis! Here let me spread my ass checks apart and you can clean my asshole while you're at it! Taste amazing!