You don't ever get to have a girlfriend, unless it's my bellybutton. No one would ever want to date a loser addicted to my navel. It is the only thing that turns you on anymore, anyway. Stroking to my deep bellybutton and wishing you could kiss, lick, sniff and fuck it. You get to take your bellybutton girlfriend on dates and makeout with it. My perfect navel and sexy stomach turn you on so much, and you're a weak little loser for it.
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