Remember that popular girl that you would desperately in love with in school but she did not notice you at all? Well get ready to relive the very trauma that caused your peevish fetish for wedgies. Nerds like you are used for entertainment purposes only so that's what you're going to do by giving yourself a wedgie- Ew like I'd touch your pants I'm not doing it. By the time I'm finished humiliating you I've convinced you to further it by giving yourself an atomic wedgie. And you do as soon as I start counting down, but what's that? Why are your ripped pants WET??? HOW PATHETIC- You've cum while you ripped them! Hahahaha you desperate fuck. But now you're going to eat your cum off your pants! Haha and now I'm going to tell everyone what a huge loser you really are.