You open your eyes to realize you’ve been captured and taken to my basement. I sit in front of you, eagerly awaiting your inevitable questions. I start examining you, explaining that you’re going to be a martyr for science, your contributions to my research will help men and couples all around the world for generations to come. You see, I recently became aware of how serious of an issue erectile dysfunction is for men and I plan on using your healthy body to discover how to eliminate the issue once and for all. I wear my gloves and lab coat, take samples of your fluids and tissues with my syringe and swabs. Purely for scientific reasons, I masturbate you. When you ejaculate very little, I’m upset--you told me you came a lot more! I then have to go right to the source and take out one of your testicles. Testicles are a lot like kidneys, you know, you really only need one...and I’m sure you’re happy to make that sacrifice for science.