I welcome you to my clinic and explain that I have a "hands on" approach when it comes to sperm extraction. Basically I tease you, talk dirty to you, and eventually jerk you off to obtain my sample, all while dressed in a sexy nurse outfit. Sounds fun, right? However, we only accept sperm from well endowed men. This means you are obligated to disclose if you have a tiny dick or not, which is written very clearly in the brochure. If I find out you lied, the sperm bank becomes a whole new entity and I'm guessing you will not like what that is. Therefore, be open and honest and this should be a smooth process. Got it? Good. Let's get started.