You're probably wondering who I'm referring to as a "stupid bitch", but deep down... you know. The stupid bitch is your girlfriend, also known as the frumpy, ugly, boring woman you live with. The only reason you're with her is because she makes you look good and your family loves her. BORING. We both know how unhappy you are and it's time to change that. You're not meant to be anyone's boyfriend; you're meant to be MY slave. Therefore, you're going to break up with her using one of methods I suggest in this clip and you're going to do it today. It will be the best decision you ever made. Trust me.