You’ve got a real opportunity to amuse me here losers. I want to have some fun and you want to impress me, so we can both benefit from this video. I want to see evidence that some of you have watched this video and played along. Send me photos, I want proof! This is what I would do if I was in your home with you. I’m going to manipulate you and bully you into making a real laughingstock of yourself. I wanted to be mean to you in so many ways but not make this video too long so there’s lots packed into a short time. I don't want you to know what you're letting yourself in for so I'm not telling you too much and not showing you the best bits in the preview. Go on, be useful, entertain me.