Your super religious girlfriend borrowed your computer and found your gross pervy porn stash... AND your huge dildo. She tells you that she can't be with someone so creepy and impure. If you want to stay with her - and she hopes you do - you'll have to make her a promise to stay pure until marriage. Completely, and totally, pure. If you can do that, though, maybe she'll let you see a little more of her - but no touching!