We're out of town for a luxurious vacation together to escape from our stress and responsibilities. Since you've paid for the room, I've taken the liberty of paying for an expensive bottle of who-knows-what to sip on and get the party started. As the night goes on and the shots go down, you start to lose track of things... like how much you've had, where your wallet has gone, and my intentions for our little getaway. Relax! I'll take care of everything. Keep dr*nking and enjoy your vacation. You deserve it!