Surely you've noticed that your life is nothing but a succession of failures and rejection. Is it really that hard to figure out why? That itty bitty clitty between your legs. It's more than the ultimate turn off for women. Your miniscule cocklet gives you that little dick energy. That beta aura anyone can pick up from a mile away. It's as if it's written across your forehead. There's no hiding it. Your little dick energy has permeated every facet of your life: personally, career-wise, and sex-life. It will always prevent you from winning. Guess you better accept being a loser, then.