Don't you know what day it is? Figures you wouldn't pay attention to detail. It's the anniversary of when you started serving me. Guess you didn't get me anything? I anticipated that failure and already arranged my own present. My gift is a divorce...yours from your wife. There won't be anymore juggling, lying or hiding and you can dedicate all of your time and money to serving me now. Oh you don't think you can go through with this? Well, I don't think you'll like the alternative. I have been capturing every humiliating moment of your service to me on my phone and I'm ready to drop that photographic evidence like a bomb. See, now you have a "choice". Either divorce your wife and serve me, or I'll ruin your life and walk away without looking back. You have three minutes.