Marry Rich, Divorce Richer

Sit down husband, we need to talk about the documents my lawyer just sent to yours. We're getting divorced and I'm talking half of everything you have. This is all your fault really, you didn't actually think someone as hot as me would truly love a loser like you, did you? HAHAHA! Never! I was just in it for the money and now that I got what I want, I am gone. Bye ex-hubby!