Remember that one night when you couldn't rest and you went into the spare bedroom to have a midnight release. I was looking through my bedroom window across the street. I saw you drop your pants and straddle something very strange....it almost looked like a pillow. So I continued to watch you for over an hour as you played with the pillow. I also recorded it, and I have it ready to release to all the people you know. So what will you do in order to keep your nasty fucking secret....a secret?