I walk in on you, my best friend, using my laptop... To watch my porn! Omg! What the fuck are you doing?! You weren't supposed to see that... Please don't tell anyone! Seriously, I'm begging you. I'll do anything to keep you quiet! I'll even fuck you... I don't *really* want to, but I will if you promise not to tell anybody about my naughty hobby. Deal? Good! I'll admit that actually, I do kind of enjoy it...