Featuring: Ellie Idol Parody: Poison Ivy & Harley Quinn write Two-Face's origin story After a date with Harvey Dent, I invite him to come back to my place, and I tell him to take a seat while I slip into something more comfortable. He thinks he's getting lucky, but he's in for a big surprise. Harley Quinn takes it upon herself to play with Harvey a bit. When I return, I introduce Harvey Dent to my perfect plant: a rare & nearly-extinct Gothamopsis Orchid. Harvey & his bulldozers are the reason this plant all but disappeared from the face of the planet. Luckily, when I saw Harvey was building his new prison on the hill where the flower grows, I rescued it. And now Harvey must be punished. Harley Quinn is so excited to help me punish him. After all, he did put her poor puddin' away. Revenge is a dish best served... beneath someone's ass. We take turns smo.thering him, to show him what my poor plants feel like. Harvey hangs in there for a while, but then his face starts to sizzle & burn. We stare down at him from above as he transform. I feel vindicated, and Harley is a little disgusted, but I fulfilled my promise to my precious orchid.