Originally a custom video commission, but no names were used. Interested in your own? Scroll up to my FAQ! We had a date where I finally agreed to show you my bare feet, and I come in with a floral dress, knee socks and boots. I slip a finger under my boots to scratch them, and I tell you that you have bad luck because today I have athlete's foot! I kick off my boots and scratch my feet over my white, dirty socks. I tell you a story of how a coworker caught me scratching my athlete's foot in the break room. So humiliating! They are so itchy! You want to smell Sophia's socks anyway? And see my peely toes? Okay then. I strip them off to reveal my still-pretty feet, and use them to floss between my toes and really scratch that itch. Now barefoot, my feet are still itchy! This fungus is so gross. You may as well keep these socks!