Don't you think that you should have told me before we decided to go this far? I was actually nervous about letting you see me in my sexy silk lingerie and thigh high pantyhose. We met a few months ago and I have found you sexy as hell. I didn't understand why you wouldn't make a move. As a matter of fact I decided that tonight was going to be the very first night that we had sex with each other. I saw you unzip your pants and reach down as if you were pulling a nice REAL man size dick out of your pants, but when I came in close to take a look I couldn't keep a straight face. I actually laughed out loud at your micro dick. Basically it is a "mangina". Your teeniest weenie is smaller than my clit !  There is NO way that you and I are EVER going to have sex. Not when you little dickie is only THAT big. You shouldn't even pursue women with your inadequacy. It is very unfair to women like myself. You know that you could never satisfy a woman's hunger for cock with that tiny thing you have between your legs. I bet girls have teased with small penis humiliation your entire life, haven't they?