When you get home from work, I start telling you about my day. I went to the salon to get my hair done, but since my car was in the shop, I had to take your luxury car there and back. While I was at the salon I noticed that a new car wash opened up across the street and I couldn’t resist taking your car through it. I know you absolutely hate car washes and never wanted me to do that to your expensive vehicle, but really, how much would it hurt it? I describe the whole process of the car wash to you in great detail from the soap to the wax to the full contact brushes and sponges. My hair wasn’t the only thing to get a blow dry today! Do you think you’ll be able to forgive me?