Before this new year, I ordered 250 business cards. I planned to hand them out during AVN in Las Vegas in January. Well, they never came. I emailed the company and they explained that they DID give them to a man at the door. Well, that man was my neighbor! I approached him and asked him if he recently got any of my mail. He said yes, he did. After looking up the links I had on the cards, he got embarrassed and threw them away. I was livid!! Now, I decided as payback, I would sneak into his yard by jumping the fence and fuck in it as payback! I could have SWORN he wasn't home but just as my man put his huge load all over my face, we could hear him yelling at us!!! I haven't been so scared in all my life! I threw my tits back in my shirt and RAN as fast as I could back to our house, cum on my face and all! I have no idea if he knew it was me and my man in the yard or not but so far, he hasn't hit me up or approached me. Maybe I got away with it and he has no idea it was us in his yard! Either way, I feel a lot better about him throwing away MY mail. :)