I’ve had about enough of you. When a woman agrees to date a man, she expects him to be self-sufficient, competent, and dependable—basically, an adult. She doesn’t expect for the man to behave like you have been. Needy, whiny, useless. You act like you’re totally incapable of anything. Well, fine. If you want to be treated like a helpless little boy, then that’s exactly what I’ll do.