The original plan was for you to use Valentine’s Day to celebrate your acceptance of your new lifestyle. You were going to go on your very first gay date and lose your gay virginity while I did my own thing and waited to hear all about it. That was the original plan—I’ve since thought better of it. After all, you’ve proven yourself to be a shy, skittish man. Oh, sure, in our sessions you fill the part of the homo slut perfectly. You suck every dildo I put in front of you and spread your ass cheeks eagerly at the first suggestion of fucking. But in the “real world,” you cling to your demure straightness. So, new plan: I’m going to be your Valentine’s chaperone. You’ll still be going on your first gay date and losing your gay virginity, but you’ll be doing it all under my watchful eye and with the help of my guidance.