Little baby! You need a diaper change! We're out shopping at a store when I realize how bad you need a change! I march you into the women's public bathroom and put you up on the diaper changing station! Time to take your dirty diaper off and wipe your little baby parts. Does baby need a new diaper? Yes, you're a dirty baby! Are you embarrassed that Mommy took you into a public women's restroom? Are you humiliated that Mommy is changing your diaper in public! Anyone could see you being treated like a dirty little baby! But you need a change! You need a nice clean diaper! Mommy will change you, baby! It's just going to be in a public bathroom! Enjoy!