You reached out to your hippie friend because you've had such a hard time in the dating world and you wonder if she has some advice. She recommends you to try an essential oil for relaxing so you can stay out of your head when you meet women. Meditation helps too, she says. Then she laughs. "I know of this crazy thing that does wonders for your face's appearance, but it's too wild!" You ask her to tell you and she says that an ancient beauty regime to rub your own cum on your face! She tells you that you should try it. Right now. She has you take your dick out, and leads you through a fun little JOI session for 5 minutes. Then she has you rub your cum all over your face. "It looks so good! Let's take some photos of your new glowing skin for your dating profile! Smile!" After taking a couple of pics, her demeanor completely changes. She goes from being your sweet if not a bit ditzy friend, to a bitch! "You are never going to get a girlfriend, you're such a desperate loser! Look how you just do whatever I tell you to do!" She laughs at the photos of you covered in cum and promises that she's going to show them to all of your mutual friends so everyone will know what a failure you are. How could you think she would ever be your friend?