Hello, I'm Dr Marceline and I will be treating you today. What brings you in? Hmm, persistent erections. Okay. How often would you say you are becoming erect? How many times a day? Do these erections come about after coming into contact with some sort of stimuli such as watching pornography? Once you masturbate do your erections immediately subside? And if you do not masturbate, how long will you maintain your erection? So, you are becoming erect up to or even over ten times a day. You are constantly having erotic thoughts that bring about these erections. And although your erections will subside after climaxing you can become erect again within minutes and if you do not masturbate you will have painful "blue balls" until you do. Have I got all that right? I have a procedure in mind, but first let me take your heart pressure and examine you. ....It looks like you're erect right now. This is one of the most extreme cases I have ever seen. I'm sure it's safe to say that this affliction of yours greatly interferes with your daily life? Well, I have good news, the procedure that I am considering will completely cure you of this ailment of yours. This procedure is a penectomy. During it, your penis and testicles will be removed. I know this sounds very extreme, but like I said before, this is an extreme case and in my professional opinion this is the only thing that will cure you so you can finally go on to lead a productive life without being plagued by these constant, painful erections. You are enslaved by your penis. And with how serious of a case this is, I recommend that we do this procedure right here and now in my office. With each erection your body and your mind is being damaged. And you will not be put under. This affliction of yours effects your mind just as much as it does your body. If your were to be put under, although your body would be cured your mind would not. You would still have all those persistent erotic thoughts, you just wouldn't have a way to release it. It would slowly poison your body and mind and drive you insane. So, not only will you be alert throughout the entire procedure, but you will also feel the entire thing. The pain that will course throughout your body will be just another part of the cure. I must say, I am quite excited. I have dreamed about performing this procedure ever since I was in med school. I'm actually ecstatic! So, let's not waste any more time. Let's prep you for surgery and then let's begin with the removal of your penis and testicles. **contains graphic medical talk**