Women? Dates? You? HAHAHA. No. Instead, this Valentine’s Day why don’t you try something that is actually achievable for you? Something for a man of your, status...This Valentine’s, you are going to go on a date with My beautiful feet! They are so soft and pretty, prettier than any girl you could ever get. My perfect soles have you weak in the knees, you really are falling in love! And the deeper you fall, the harder you find it to want anything else. Let yourself get into the holiday spirit and celebrate Valentine’s properly this year so that you can really enjoy yourself, save yourself from any disappointment you would have from trying to pursue something out of your league. You’re going to spoil My feet with a romantic candle-lit time, and then afterward you can worship them with your mouth, and then? Your wallet. Happy Valentine’s Day! <3