It is time we have a conversation about your future at this company. As of late, I have been hearing a lot of complaints about your performance. I should fire you based on what I'm hearing, but I am willing to give you one final chance. Do you want to hear about the new position? You said you'd do anything to keep your job, right? The position is simple, you will arrive every day on-time, strip completely nude, position yourself under my desk and massage my feet and legs. So easy that even you couldn't mess it up. Show me you can be a good bitch and maybe in 6 months I consider giving you your old position back, maybe!