You can't take your eyes off my ass, can you? It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic. I know your weakness for my ass and I'm going to relentlessly tease and humiliate you about it. I mean, my ass is spectacular - look how big and round it is. These jeans show it off particularly well - I bet you'd love to be allowed to kneel behind me and worship my butt, huh? Well, unfortunately for you I wouldn't dream of letting a little dweeb like you get near by perfect booty. I would however tease you with it and order you to cum into your hand, dreaming of being allowed to touch my butt.