I've had such a long day hopping around in the dirt all day and my feet are busted and filthy. I am so glad you're here, because I have good use for you. Come in close, and get to work. I want my filthy cracked and peeling feet to be pristine when you're done. Lick every inch, eliminate any dirt from my Goddess feet. You and I both know its all you're good for, now clean these dirty feet!