I'm so looking forward to my friend coming round later, as I thought we could have a little competition sort of thing between you two. I love putting guys together and seeing how your equipment measures up against each other. Now unfortunately you're not very blessed in the trouser department, so this is going to be so hilarious when you stand next to my friend and you see what a monster cock he has! Your thin and tiny pindick is going to look so ridiculous next to a guy with a proper cock. I cannot wait, this is going to be fucking funny!