See, I don’t like to see your balls and dick full of hair, all your hair is disgusting and I think you should do something about it. Instead of shaving, I think you should just burn it. Yes, just burn it. Light a match and put fire on your balls, I don’t care, I just want to see your balls and dick catching on fire. I want to smell that hair burning! I want to feel like there is pork being made because of your skin cooking. Lets get you all soft and bald, shall we?